Graham Norton: So you know the Lonely Hearts columns, we put [a chat-up line] in an ad in the Lonely Hearts column to see how or if it would work. [x]

(Source: green-circles, via stillnotfuckingginger)

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

(via blowmesomekisses)

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

(Source: bettenshmetten, via like-a-bag-of-cats)

handsomestjack:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

(Source: foryoubae, via like-a-bag-of-cats)

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via yuckier)

voidoid:

crissingachris:

having a crush on someone is like when you eat a dorito and you don’t chew it enough and you feel it slide slowly down your throat and slice up your insides

this is the best description i’ve ever heard omfg

(Source: reidsspencer, via une-petite-chute-de-pluie)

aphelia:

then we breaded Phantasm (by coreena)

(via vintagewool)

love-willsetufree:

i-mahopelesswanderer:

feathersonaflume:

Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford at the 2013 Cannes Film Festival

this is almost… disney

(via sisterdontletgo)

We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose!

(via odairbear)

tyleroakley:

Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via most-things-except-meat-in-a-can)